Thursday, June 02, 2005

Schapelle Corby's Jail-Bird Journal



Get a hold of this journal: Schapelle Corby's Jail-Bird Journal

VERY FUNNY! :)


The Schapelle ExperienceJun. 1st, 2005 @ 06:01 pm
This week has been remarkably relaxed, I spent most of it in my cell smoking joints and plucking my eyebrows. One really interesting thing happened, I was approached by a representative from an Australian international airline with a business proposal. I've accepted their proposal, but it's still in early stages of development but I can give you a general idea of what it's about.

"The Schapelle Experience Holiday Package"
Would you like to know what it's is like to be Schapelle Corby? To experience what she has experienced? Well now you can with The Schapelle Experience Holiday Package!.

Arrive at any Australian international airport with your luggage and body board bag. If you don't own a body board bag, one can be rented. When you check in you will be presented with a "Schapelle Pack" which contains: Several pre-rolled joints, 4.1 grams of marijuana, rolling papers, a lighter, a photo of Schapelle in prison, a photo of Schapelle in court (both can be signed later), a drinks card for two complimentary magic mushroom milkshakes and a pair of tweezers.

Complete version of the journal go here: Schapelle Corby's Jail-Bird Journal

33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're enjoying this, aren't you, you fucking corrupt cuntlicking bastards.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's another blog for you:

http://ilovetsunamis.blogspot.com/

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://ilovetsunamis.blogspot.com/

At 1:39 PM, Funky Fresh Freddie said...

hey ~ YOU SAID IT BROTHER! I am hotlinking you! Keep up the good work.
-Freddie
At 1:39 PM, Anonymous said...

I'd just like to know why you think these people are faggots and why you want more Asians to die. Please support your opinion.
At 1:47 PM, The Tsunami Rules said...

No reason needed. Fuck Asians.
At 1:51 PM, Anonymous said...

I think he wants all people to die. Niggers and Asians are a bonus though.
At 1:52 PM, The Tsunami Rules said...

Yeah. You've got the right drift.

I'm just glad the death-toll is so high as is.
-----------------------------------

Well... it's true, AUSTRALIANS ARE RACIST PEOPLE! So proud of that huh? I once believed in schapelle, even frequently supporting her official site, but... being an ASIAN as you said, even that im not indonesian, i wish she'll get the punishment she deserves. And since you guys looooove tsunami, may one day you have one!

12:40 PM  
Anonymous hangCorby said...

It doesn't matter, many countries help Indonesia including Australian government. You may ask your money back, well it's not necessary for us since Australian government still keep their promise, besides many other countries like Japan and USA are far more generous that your charity is nothing compared to. HOWEVER, Corby is still in our hand, and you know what? we decide to finish her misery by sending her to HELL ASAP. How's that? Cool eh? I'm in Bali rightnow, and tomorrow I want to visit her and spill her face, hahahaha. Can you do that to us? hahahaha I'll even laugh in front of her and say many "disgusting" things about her life. Misery eh? She'll have it for sure, because of you! I promise.

4:52 PM  
Anonymous hangCorby said...

To the author of tsunamiblog:
I'll give you my guarantee that Corby's fate is like in HELL rightnow. As the one who has many connections, I will make her life so much miserable that you'll regret it. and 20 years is a long time to experience it. Can you imagine after 1-2 years she wouldn't be in Bali jail. She would be removed to another jail in Java, possibly the one for murderer and drugs trafficker: Nusa Kambangan island, the deadliest one. I bet even Australian media couldn't reach it when some guards there fuck her up because of her beauty. Wanna bet?

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I urge you Indonesians, to organize people for Corby's death penalty! Come on, gather on sunday morning in Sudirman!!!

6:35 PM  
Blogger Angen Onsen said...

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5:20 PM  
Blogger Angen Onsen said...

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5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good observ. angen, i see now why there're many aussie women support corby, hhhhhh no wonder then :p

6:28 PM  
Blogger Angen Onsen said...

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7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry accepted angen. well as i went to various corby's supporter sites like guruann, schapellecorby.blogspot, etc. mainly they are women with children or teenage girls. then i came to the same conclusion as you do. oyeah one more i forget, among the supporters also surely: drugs users.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"bet they would not do the same if it was not a 100% aussie on trial."

we really think so. no doubt.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Angen Onsen said...

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8:52 PM  
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1:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angen,
apology accepted. this also already consume my life during these several weeks, not only my hours, and I still have many things to do to come. So I decide not to care no more. Take care pal.

DD

1:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

take a look at this
http://www.freeschapelle.com/Schapelle_t-shirt.htm

All this call within australia to calm down and do the right thing, that shirt aint gonna help. Look at the last one, made in the usa. payment in us$. WHo the fuck is running the operation.

Lies, could not find anyone in australia to produce stuff on demand. Just look in the fucking yellow pages under marketing, there you will find on demand short/long run promotional companies that will print on a shirt, cup, pen frigging anything.
I smell a rat.

1:52 AM  
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2:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this Jail-bird journal is absolutly disgusting!! pls just leave her alone! this is really upsetting her family and also her friends!! If this ws you would u appreciate it if we all started jokes or made up sumthing like this?? pls think twice b4 posting nething more and saying nething disrespectful to Schapelle or ne1 of other races

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this has nothing to do with races mate. it's you who point out your finger on races thing. I think the owner of this blog has nothing to do with Corby's jail-bird live journal. It's someone else. And from many comments there I suppose he/she's your fellow Australian. So who's talking about races?

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't know who is is fingering races, but hey, he's apologised, admitted his wrong doing. If more people were brave enough to correct their wrongfull ways it is a great step forward.

Remove this jail bird diary, guilty or not, it should stay. If the corbys are profiting from this by signing rights to book and so on then it is open slather for everyone. I'm sure the book will be one sided. I myself have lost loved ones, the experience wrecked me. With the extreme pressure and situation of it all how can anyone go into planning book, rights, diary and so on ??? These shamefull quests for profit have damaged credibility, it shows a lack of heart, that justifies this blog.

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are too many net head nerds with nothing better to do than create forums, moderate and post. Why don't you all get a life and leave cyberspace. They just love injustice in the world because their life is so boring getting involved makes them fell better, gives them a purpose, cyber confession.

YOU ALL HAVE NO POWER, BOTH SIDES. HAVE YOU NOT LEARNT YET THAT NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO DOES A DAMM THING. GOVERNMENTS AND COURTS HAVE ALLWAYS BEEN AN AUTHORITY ON TO THEMSELVES. REALITY CHECK, THEY ARE THE LAW.

why don't you do something usefull, pick up some rubbish or help a homeless person. the best legal teams are working for the lady, you are not going to uncover anything they can not, they know more than you ever will, and they will not tell you because you will taint it before it is used at the appropriate time, in court.

Don't use positive postings as an excuse to makeyourself feel better, you yourself have become the media providing fuel for both sides.

WHY HAVE I POSTED THIS HERE AND NOT IN AN APPROVED SCHAPELLE FORUM ?

A. BECAUSE IT WOULD BE DELETED BY A MODERATOR AS NOT APPROPRIATE ENOUGH, you know what i'm talking about.

TAKE THAT VIDEO JOUNAL AND THROW IT IN THE TOILET, IT IS VERY DISCREDITING. Perhaps mr mobile phone invented this marketing idea.

THAT VIDEO WILL FUEL RACISM, DON'T LIE TO YOURSELVES.

GO AND RETURN TO YOUR MEANINGLESS LIVES

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote " I think the owner of this blog has nothing to do with Corby's jail-bird live journal. It's someone else."

Of course that is the case. LOL, How long did I take you to figure that out ? What makes you think anyone else it stupid enough to think otherwise that they need your advice for the obvious.

SToooopid LOL

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dreadfull site. please remove it. I'm also not interested in seeing the real corby live journal, who's stupid low life money making idea was that. It will all be scripted anyway, as has everything been thus far. Hollywood look out.

6:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just try to be polite, mate. I'm sorry if you're really angry.

I quote:
"I think this Jail-bird journal is absolutly disgusting!! pls just leave her alone!"

My question: Why were you angry about jail-bird journal to the owner of this blog? It's useless if you're not stooopid enough as you pointed me. Go tell to the owner of jail-bird journal, not here. If you cried your emotion out here, it means you believe that the owner is the same person. ehm, I wouldn't call you stupid anyway... mmm just mor..ah no it's sarcasm...hmm just "wrongly thinking"? yup it's appropriate by standard of civilization you have: wrongly thinking!

But, I quote again:
"What a dreadfull site. please remove it. I'm also not interested in seeing the real corby live journal"

Again, protesting the jail bird journal here! to the owner of this blog! Seems he/she is your friend from Corby's camp (using my fellow's term)..

As for myself, I think jail bird journal a bit heartless, but he's genius! People who make it! We must appreciate the "originality", isn't that what all professor say in your university? "originality"

please don't feel offended by this posting, I apologize (am I not polite? :)

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not offended at all, none taken.
Mainly angry with real jail bird journal not this one.
Can't complain about real journal on official corby site because if you complain they remove your post and id, very strict they are.
Yes I agree, original idea, perhaps it will make it into marketing 101.
Another great scam is all the people sigining up on the corby sites that require your email address, mr mobile phone will probably sell all the email addresses so everyone gets more junk mail. Think I just graduated to top of marketing 101 class.
This seems to be the place for uncensored posts that do not get deleted.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous clarky3429 said...

im an australian, and i am all against racism, ill continue to give to charity, most of the time without even knowing where it will end up. because i like to give, like a lot of australians. a lot of people here most likely dont even know all the facts and just like the idea of somebody else suffering. i am not for or against corbys conviction, i am against the discraceful actions of others (yes, some australians, SOME) but most of all the operators of this site. i hope you suffer one day, you WILL be paid back. think about this site, then think about your own RACIST actions.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

hi clarky, maybe you were reading the old comments that might insult you. Sorry for that. However if you read through this blog, generally we just want to defend our country. Defending our country is different with being racist. For those insulting words I hope you apologise us and understand my fellow Indonesians' feelings after they read through the banbali.com, etc. I acknowledge that the view of Australia in majority is completely different from those racists and Indonesians are realising this too. Our Government has done everything to keep our relationship and respect the Australians as well. People has now come to sense.
I hope since now, nobody will bring this 'racist' issue. Feel free to argue about corby, we can't do anything anyway.
Also btw, most of us writing are not operators. We are just frequent guests (and we rarely swear, at least we tried to)

cheers =)

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

Oh btw clarky, if you were referring to the jail-bird journal, sorry I misunderstood you, didn't read from the above comment.
well, if it was really about that journal, I hope you're not offended by the blogmaster.
This topic however, hasn't been touched for quite a long time haha

cheers =)

8:53 PM  
Anonymous pik said...

clarky, we're angry mostly after reading ilovetsunamis.blogspot.com and thought it's made as a revenge of this site... the lovestunami blogmaster explained however that it was a mistake, he made it without any concern to corby's case. our apologize though...

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you think the United States was generous? I'm a citizen of the United States and I want my tsunami relief money back. Because of what I viewed on http://www.quality-nation.com/ I wish for the money to be returned in full.

"This site promotes a less white Singapore, preserving our special blend of Malay, Chinese and Indian culture that stands apart from the undesirables of white society. Singaporeans and other nationalities who are interested in preserving our unique Asian entity and proclaim a culture that is white-exempt are invited to contribute letters and articles. In recent times, Singapore has become too white, and too many white people are undesirable for the social and moral standards of our nation. While we do not advocate a completely white-free Singapore, we proclaim a Singapore that is uniquely Asian and that whites do not assume any role in societal engineering, politics, or provoke major changes to our demographics. Though this site was originally set up for Singaporeans to exchange ideas, we readily welcome contributions from other Asians, Middle Easterners, and Africans who feel that they are under the same veil."

They even had a little on tsunami relief for thailand, they'd only send money if they knew it would go to asians only. That is fine, we want our money back now, since we where never informed what a nasty bunch of people you really are. It is fair, is it? Yes, Yes?

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a US WHITE Californian, and I don't want to take my money for Tsunami back. Anonymous 8.55, you are a disgrace of our country. You must be from a less educated family.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and Corby is absolutely GUILTY.

Rob
LA.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"and Corby is absolutely GUILTY."

Fuck, everyone knows that. Even her sleazbag lawyer who can come up with nothing better to support her case than a crim in the slot in Victoria who "overheard" two others say the drugs were theirs.

Give me a fucking break!

8:21 PM  

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