Thursday, June 02, 2005

And now it's time for the JOKES! :D

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Erased from Corby's Wikipedia page, showing up here :p

Bad taste [hahah] yet undeniably funny jokes have a habit of emerging after a tragedy, and the Schapelle Corby case is no exception. Some of the jokes currently doing the rounds:

  • I went past Schapelle's beauty clinic in Queensland and there's a sign up saying "Back in 20".
*insert laugh tracks bwahahahaha*
  • Hear about the new lawnmower, the Victa Corby? Holds 4kg of grass and guaranteed to run for 20 years.
*insert laugh tracks bwahahahaha*
  • There's a new beauty treatment called the Schapelle. It's a herbal treatment guaranteed to take 20 years off your life.
*insert laugh tracks bwahahahaha*

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The heartlessness on display here simply sickens me. And you have the nerve to criticise anyone, for anything, ever. My God, but you are a hypocrite.

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laugh to death, these jokes are sooo funnnyyyy!!! :D

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/printfriendly/0,4139,89073,00.html

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is absolutly sicking!! Such shit as this is unnecessary! Schapelle and her family are going through the hardest time in their lives right now and u hav the nerve 2 turn around and post these disgusting "jokes"!! Just think how would u feel, how would u react if this was u? if this was ur sister? if this ws ur mother? if this was ur friend? if this was ur father? if this was ur brother? if this was ne1 u knew how the F*$! would u react?????!!!!!!!!!!

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just now that there are jokes that can make people angry rather than laugh..:)

3:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the crime, Enjoy your time. Every twit thinks she's innocent! Where is the hard evidence to this fact.

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I met her in Shinjuku redlight with pot in hand, that's a hard evidence :D

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: Why should Australians stop visiting Bali?

A: You can see KANGAROOS in the Australian Outback, you don't have to go to Indonesia to see them in a courtroom!

Q: What does it mean when an Indonesian customs official or police officer rubs his fingers together?

A: "Give me a twenty ($Aus, not rupiah) or you will do twenty."

11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

salamat pagi!

hahahah! i laugh at you, and not your jokes! there is evidence, and yeah! maybe the aussies don't like it...but what can we do?NOTHING!!is INNOCENT and she will see justice in due time, and i never once have been racist after this case you only see what the media portrays, and if you believe it then its very sad! i never asked for my donations back, how dare anyone do so, but i am physically disgusted in this site, and i will make sure it is looked at by a professional, who has rights!How dare you criticise,if you think she is guilty thats your opinion, but why go to the effort to make a site...hmm? do i detect someone with nothing better to do? perhaps someone with facial defects who cant get a lay? yeah i think so!im trying to contain my anger, as i am not racist but hurt....what have i done 2 you? i dont know why i have even bothered to post i'll just be laughed at! let me start u of! ahahhahahaha! if you feel you have to have this web site fine, but its sooo sad to see that you need to laugh at others hurt and pain 4 enjoyment!i believe and have faith obviously you have none! its just sad that the world has come to this its disgusting!this site will be viewed carefully, and i WILL not hesitate to report it!have a great night in ure pitiful world....i like to think you have other things to do surely than be entertained by misfortunes!

xox

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

Damn! I was about to sleep when I read the above comment!
Well xox, maybe you haven't really noticed (since you're new?)
What have you done to us? nothing. This blog is made to argue back those extremists (the racists, not you). And the owner of this blog made this because he couldn't stand the insults. I bet you will get angry also if this sort of thing happens to your country (if you have some nationalism).
also, I do have real life, you can say that this is the 'life before I'm about to sleep' =P

After all those who frequently come here have their own opinion whether they like to argue here or not, it's your words right? that everybody has their own opinion?
and thanks to introduce this site to pros. I bet the blogmaster would be happy (any comment blogmaster?)
oh btw, i agree that we won't change the result but we hope we can shut the racists up. (I also wanna go out from this blog but I'm addicted already >.<)

well that's all....

WAIT A MINUTE!! What am i doing?? You're not even there to read this comment!

huh?
you're reading this xox? I thought you hate this blog and is getting laid with your mates and chicks?

1:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cant blame this guy for setting up this site,with all the crap and racist comments which have been directed towards his own country.
And if you are honest with yourself you dont KNOW that Schapelle is inoccent ,you think she is but you dont KNOW.
You have been suckered into what the media wanted you to hear.
You might do well to go to the media watch web site and have a look how the media fed you the Schapelle story.

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why hasn't anyone included this one on this page yet.

Did you hear that Schapelle is doing a cover of a Michael Jackson song? It goes:

"Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the airline
Don't blame it on the Bali Nine
Blame it on the boogie"

PT

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame it on the baggage handlers would be more appropriate..oohhh poor baggage handlers, you have been accused for something you never did... :-)

11:38 PM  
Anonymous clarky3429 said...

God will pay you back, you lose somebody close to you. she may be guilty or innocent, but that doesnt mean to make jokes about her - THINK OF HER FUCKING FAMILY YOU HEARTLESS FUCKWITS.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Andy said...

xox,
If you have just a little time to browse at 'pro-schapelle' sites, you'll know who started all those racist comments. No... look at this site for a start, count how many racist comments aimed at Indonesians and to Australians. Problem solved =)

Andy

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Settle down Clarky,
The bitch is guilty.

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like it or not, jokes are always going to be made about people in these situations.
Ferfucksake, jokes have been made about people in far less deserving circumstances.
eg. What colour where Christa McAuliffe's eyes?
Answer: Blue - one blew this way, the other blew that way.

Most of you precious individuals on your moral soapboxes will probably go and have to do a Google to figure out who the fuck Christa Mcauliffe was.

10:11 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

some guy is now doing schapelle tours!! this site is an absolute classic... www.schapellecorbytours.com

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really want to know who you really are, I have contacts in blogger.com, they have all the IP directions and records who writte in which moment.
After knowing your name and direction, you will get a funny sorprise.

Regards

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Fuck Me said...

Have a cry and get over it already lol.

I love the MJ joke :D

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A judge said Schapelle could be not guilty but because a psychic lives in his body, from New Zealand, talks in his ear and can kill him he must continue with prosecution. Schapelle said get another job please sir and you won't die.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

corby can rot in chink land i dont give a fuck just another aussie fat cunt outta the way, ahahahah chink luving cunt.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Schapelle is guilty as fuck and Australia is sick of being lied to by this fucking bogan family.

When I was a kid in Northen NSW I was near the Corby family household where I was banned from being associated with 'em coz they were known for being dealers all around town - the whole fucking lot of 'em.

Fuck u Schapelle for tugging on Australia's heart-strings with your lies and your sister sold you out in a big way. - Fuck you Mercedes you liar

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gold love em..

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahhahahha

5:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha keep the jokes coming on this dirty filthy lying mole....and now she will cash in millions when she sells her bs story. What a piece of scum she is. She deserved the death penalty...her and her ugly sister hahahahaha.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous TEerrah said...

These jokes are pathetic,
→ _→
/
Come on.....

Come on Australia

Shappelle gets so much attention because of her cell

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this bullshit about did she smuggle the drugs or didn't she... WTF was she doin out of the kitchen in the first place

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The silly bitch is guilty, shoot her and that silly sister.

8:55 AM  

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